The Spider and the Fly 

A spider in a cage said, Gee, I would  like to have some tea! 
As soon as he said that, my, my, my, the people outside let in a fly. 
Said the spider, Hee, hee, you are tea, but he didn't know about the fly's efficiency! 

Then came the moment every fly would dread, the fly was careless and hit the web. 
But the fly took a strategic flying course , so the fly broke free of course ! 
Said the spider,  you are tea! But this time he said it uncertainly! 

Said the fly his fists in a clench, I'll out wit him, I'll find a trench
So the fly hid under a leaf. 
Said the spider, ( in grief ) My, my, I wish the humans caught a different fly!

The fly had a think then said, This is the pits, to beat that spider I'll need more wits. 
Fifteen minutes later something went ping! he said, I'll tease the spider, or that sort of thing
So out he flew, to tease the spider, that he now knew! 

Now we must say bye, to our friend known as fly. 
While fly had been thinking of ways to give spider dread, spider spent time extending his web! 
The fly hit in to it, then my oh my, the spider came up and said, Goodbye!

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